From the Now cassette sleeve. Do you remember Peabo Bryson and Roberta Flack singing Tonight I Celebrate My Love? I liked, and still like, that song, but me and my mate Neal used to sing along to it: "Tonight, I sellotape my glove to you. It seems the natural thing to do..."
Why?
'Cos we woz wallies.
Read more about the Now That's What I Call Music pig and how it evolved here.